Disclaimer
Any changes to these Terms of Service will be reflected in the Changelog section.
Terms of Service
moar.cachapa.xyz is a private instance with strong advocacy for freedom of speech/expression. On this regard, the terms for its usage are apply only to this instance’s users.
User Account
tl;dr you get a few gigawatts for the drive and a role with some perks. If you want anything else, contact me.
Rules and Guidelines
The general rules and guidelines for content to be posted and hosted in this instance are the following:
- Do’s:
- Slurs and insults 0
- NSFW, including lolisho (mark it as sensitive, thou) 1
- Posting content deemed to be educational or informative, regardless of their nature or origin. 2
- Dont’s:
- Don’t be a retard, useful idiot, saboteur, glowie or globohomo shill.
- Fedpost (i.e. credible threats to governement actors or institutions that might incur in a response from law enforcement).
- Dox (including self-dox).
- Send unsolicited spam and/or advertising.
- Post CSAM content.
- Post fringe and/or degenerate content that might allude or include scat, gore and/or other paraphilias egregious in nature; snuff, extreme displays of violence, animal cruelty, etc; in any audiovisual form or manner.
- Post anything that may, in one way or another, be illegal in the United States of America. 3
The admin reserves the right to change the Rules and Guidelines in order to cater a broader audience in a safe, non-compromising way.
0 KIKE NIGGER FAGGOT!!!
1 AI-generated and or traced images can be posted, as long as they don’t blatantly go beyond uncanny valley territory.
2 Don’t try to get funny with this one.
3 While this instance is hosted in Denmark and the media files are located in an object storage bucket in Japan, most of the internet revolves aroung the US because fuck it, gringos love to fuck with everybody.
Federation
*.cachapa.xyz has open federation, but sometimes some instances might be blocked because fuck it. The following lists contains such instances and the reason for their block/suspension/defederation.
| Offending Instance | Defederation Reason |
|---|---|
| momostr.pink | Nostr bridge |
The admin reserves the right to modify federation. Aditionally, the admin reserves the right to defederate individual users on remote instances that are proven to be bad-faith actors.
Reports
Reports will be solved in a promptly manner (i.e. I’ll close the reports on first sight).
Maintenance
This instance undergoes daily scheduled maintenance:
- Redis Cache flush: every 15 minutes.
- Misskey service restart: every 8 hours.
If shit borks, tough luck. Wait until it gets fixed. I’ll let you know somehow when the deed’s
Contact
If you want to fuck around, send an email to captain_arepa@cachapa.xyz. Can’t promise I’ll get back to you anytime soon, thou.
You can also reach out to any of my alts on the fediverse (proven the instance isn’t nuked yet):
@captain_arepa@breastmilk.club (tits/admin)BMC is dead :C- @captain_arepa@bae.st (alt/backup)
@captain_arepa@posting.lolicon.rocks (alt/backup)Not using this anymore :/
In case of a more casual approach, you can DM me directly on fedi to @captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz.
Changelog
- 2024-09-21:
- Simplified shit.
- 2024-01-28:
- Changed Terms of Service.
- 2023-03-22:
- Updated Terms of service.
- Added changelog.
- Added rules and guidelines.
- Lorem ipsum, yada yada, blah blah blah, etc etc etc.
- 2023-03-01:
- Updated federation block list.
- 2023-02-13:
- Minor adjustments.
- 2023-02-11:
- Uploaded original Terms of Service
- 2023-07-29:
- Updated Terms of Service.
- 2023-08-12:
- Updated Terms of Service.
- 2023-08-17:
- Updated “User Account” and “Rules and Guideline” sections.
- 2023-08-18:
- Updated Rules and Guidelines
- 2023-08-21:
- Updated Terms of Service
- 2023-08-22:
- Fixed some typos
- 2023-08-25:
- Updated roles.
- 2023-09-30:
- Updated Rules and Guidelines, Federation.
- 2023-10-02:
- Updates Rules and Guidelines, Federation and Server Rules.
- 2023-10-06:
- Fixed typos and some lingo.