From 4e7fafa1561787f2d29fe347e0d724e627e1d2a0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Your New SJW Waifu <neckbeard@rape.lol>
Date: Tue, 3 Sep 2019 18:57:47 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] Added NB ToS

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 static/terms-of-service.html | 73 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--
 1 file changed, 69 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)

diff --git a/static/terms-of-service.html b/static/terms-of-service.html
index c02cb71984..6c1640130b 100644
--- a/static/terms-of-service.html
+++ b/static/terms-of-service.html
@@ -1,7 +1,72 @@
-<h4>Terms of Service</h4>
+<h1>Rules, information, ToS, and Privacy policy.</h1>
 
-<p>This is a placeholder ToS.</p>
+<h2>Rules</h2>
 
-<p>Edit <code>"/static/terms-of-service.html"</code> to make it fit the needs of your instance.</p>
+<ul>
+  <li>
+    Take it easy
+  </li>
+  <li>
+    Don't be a dick
+  </li>
+  <li>
+    No spam
+  </li>
+  <li>
+    No doxing
+  </li>
+  <li>
+    No credible threats
+  </li>
+  <li>
+    No content illegal in the <abbr title="United States">US</abbr>
+  </li>
+  <li>
+    Mark <abbr title="not safe for work">NSFW</abbr> content
+  </li>
+  <li>
+    No <abbr title="not safe for work">NSFW</abbr> avatars or banners
+  </li>
+  <li>
+    <img src="/emoji/custom/no_bulli.png" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 25px; max-height: 25px;">
+  </li>
+</ul> 
+
+<hr>
+
+<h2>About</h2>
+<p>We're a pretty chill group. We mostly post animu, memes, vidya, etc. We support free speech (even if I disagree with your opinions) and we like to shitpost.</p>
+
+<p>Upload limits: media uploads for posts are limited to 200 MB, avatars are limited to 2 MB, banners are limited to 4 MB, and backgrounds are limited to 8 MB.</p>
+
+<p>Now, to cover my own ass, by creating an account you agree to the <a href="/pages/tos.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">terms and conditions</a> and <a href="/pages/privacy-policy.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">privacy policy</a>.</p> 
+
+<hr>
+
+<h2>Donate</h2>
+<p>If you would like to help cover hosting costs you can send some crypto to any of the addresses below.</p>
+    <a href="/pages/xmr.html"  rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="/media/9e81d4d148e55fa4bb353694fd4b9773081d2982add7e5fb7526d5c7149127e6.png?name=xmr_41dd6BYsAF3huSwGwF98KYKsRGBb9a6hQ1uDBJFiwLQyDsStQ11va3nT6V8TSwE87hhZVj1xPAZEZTF1F94uwk6eP5NN96X.png" alt="Monero" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 180px; max-height: 180px;"></a>
+    <a href="/pages/ltc.html"  rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="/media/11c17e08e7ed5b8c2260c21e653a548bd7fbf62deb5df5bf8abf7043825d5ef7.png?name=ltc_Lehv4g8Yxhov55fcSsNN3ECR69fVFcQvav.png" alt="Litecoin" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 180px; max-height: 180px;"></a>
+    <a href="/pages/doge.html"  rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="/media/31f672315b37253fa301520607acd4eb35ca79a7b047484b4b3c108638884ef7.png?name=doge_DReaKMibTNH4qbTB2vsFRRcfybnWXbMG3t.png" alt="Dogecoin" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 180px; max-height: 180px;"></a>
+    <a href="/pages/vtc.html"  rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="/media/89196e81bd1c5084aaf6cba0322620f9ecd42715cd2ac4b5e329387f16d0c841.png?name=vtc_VbRZtkRALRMinzwSsKDYCtMNTf6A3mcUAn.png" alt="Vertcoin" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 180px; max-height: 180px;"></a>
+    <a href="/pages/eth.html"  rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="/media/c5bc924d3dc996bb6aa531f85886f3894103f7bb4e05575b723bfcd98c8f23aa.png?name=eth_0x3ac647400ab9bf60f24db9d217af2a1d673c7c12.png" alt="Ethereum" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 180px; max-height: 180px;"></a>
+    <a href="/pages/zec.html"  rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="/media/efbf81d24962e5aa2cc01b8071a8d8d03d69b1a8b2123507c530519d67d2003d.png?name=zec_t1VbEhGex45VuvcBimKBQbc6kV9i8Q1ie6R.png" alt="Zcash" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 180px; max-height: 180px;"></a>
+    <a href="/pages/dash.html"  rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="/media/84701c458556250c6aa9c36927e41aa34264dd16c9080ec7100abaa597c6b368.png?name=dash_XqdY5hrugWBr9HcfGZHEGzs1eY6nZxpxDm.png" alt="Dash" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 180px; max-height: 180px;"></a>
+    <a href="/pages/btc.html"  rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="/media/4a0bdf44a40d96e8bc935c416f53f6f06d1bfbdf0e04f5940984e568ec6d5e85.png?name=btc_bc1q330uwgpvfl0xy8ael375malxm6j3tnw6zye47l.png" alt="Bitcoin" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 180px; max-height: 180px;"></a>
+    <a href="/pages/bch.html"  rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="/media/b3b9f7d06c1b12a8c61aa707b06379be11ce6b5a7d97662b661dea982b7f1a71.png?name=bch_qqcrl6n0ydm2wnzwcm7h00rp6zhudq9gvcy0p2nx2f.png" alt="Bitcoin Cash" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 180px; max-height: 180px;"></a>
+
+<hr>
+
+<img src="/static/panda.png" alt="panda" style="width: auto; height: auto; max-width: 200px; max-height: 200px; display: block; margin: auto;">
+
+<!--
+<p>I wanted to go over parts of the Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy that sound kind of "iffy" and explain why they're there.</p>
+
+<p><strong>By displaying Your Content, you grant the H.M.S. Neckbeard a non-exclusive, worldwide irrevocable, sub licensable license to use, reproduce, adapt, publish, translate and distribute it in any and all media.</strong>
+<br>
+Sounds kind of sketchy, right? Well, there actually isn't any malice in that. That's there because of the way federation works. When you post something it gets federated to other servers on the fediverse. In essence, I'm distributing your intellectual property to other servers all around the world. Some instances might use an API to automatically translate text, images that get uploaded have EXIF data removed for privacy which could be seen as an adaptation, reposts/boosts/retweets could be seen as a reproduction, etc. That's why that is in there.</p>
+
+<p><strong>We may also collect information how the Service is accessed and used ("Usage Data"). This Usage Data may include information such as your computer's Internet Protocol address (e.g. IP address), browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that you visit, the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages, unique device identifiers and other diagnostic data.</strong>
 <br>
-<img src="/static/logo.png"/ style="display: block; margin: auto;">
+This is just standard stuff in web server logs. It's really only for diagnostics and troubleshooting. It's not tracking in the traditional sense like advertisements or Google Analytics.</p>
+-->