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-    <noscript>To access the H.M.S. Neckbeard, please enable JavaScript.</noscript>
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         This tale begins nine months ago. I just graduated college with a degree in journalism.
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         Then, I notice one last thing; a Post-it on the container. I pick it up and read it.
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         “Thanks a lot, <a href="/sjw" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@sjw</a>. For everything.”
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