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+title = "Wood"
+date = "2023-02-24T19:53:45-04:00"
+author = "Captain Arepa"
+authorTwitter = "" #do not include @
+cover = "img/tools-n-wood.jpg"
+tags = ["random", "life", "video"]
+keywords = ["", ""]
+description = "*Don't you love the smell of wood?*"
+showFullContent = false
+readingTime = false
+hideComments = false
+color = "orange" #color from the theme settings
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+One of my goals in life, if not only **the** goal, is to retire to a nice house in the countryside and spend my time growing things in my garden, cooking and eating delicious food, and engaging in vigorous lovemaking-- I mean, woodworking. Well, sex too, what kind of man wouldn't want to spend his retiree years fucking beatiful women? Just kidding.
+
+{{< youtube id="P-ODWGUfBEM" autoplay="true" title="Japanese Joinery - Kane Tsugi 面代留め差しほぞ接ぎ" >}}
+*I truly love this kind of videos...*
+
+To be quite honest, I don't have experience with woodworking at all. I've worked with electrical stuff and plumbing (mostly dealing with stuff where I live), but never done anything with wood. Now, you might ask "Why would you want to do woodworking when you know jackshit about it?", and the answer is quite simple: I'd like to *build*. Not "build" anything in particular, just "building", as in doing, making. Creating something useful with my own hands and then enjoy the achievement derived from it. 
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+Anways, that's all I've wanted to talk about. Maybe I'll write about something more elabore eventually. Who knows.
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+{{< youtube id="e1hMVlCMi1g" autoplay="true" title="The Most Complex Japanese Joiner" >}}
+*cum.png*
+
+>*Adieu!*

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+{{- if not $pc.Disable -}}
+{{- $ytHost := cond $pc.PrivacyEnhanced "www.youtube-nocookie.com" "www.youtube.com" -}}
+{{- $id := .Get "id" | default (.Get 0) -}}
+{{- $class := .Get "class" | default (.Get 1) -}}
+{{- $title := .Get "title" | default "YouTube Video" }}
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+  }}style="position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%; height: 0; overflow: hidden;" {{ end }}>
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+{{ end -}}