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await typewriter("\u003cspan id=\u0027terminal\u0027\u003e\u003ch1 id=\u0022this-is-the-about-page-lmao\u0022\u003eThis is the about page, lmao.\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\u0022what-you-have-to-know-about-me\u0022\u003eWhat you have to know about me.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI\u0026rsquo;m Captain Arepa. Well, that\u0026rsquo;s my online alias, d\u0026rsquo;uh.\u003cbr\u003e\nI\u0026rsquo;m a 30-something y\/o Android\/backend developer of sorts.\u003cbr\u003e\nI live in a pariah banana wannabe-commie republic called \u0026ldquo;Venezuela\u0026rdquo;. Most people don\u0026rsquo;t know or care about it, so I won\u0026rsquo;t talk too much about that either.\nI\u0026rsquo;ll move to Europe sometime during 2023, so I guess my life will be a bit more interesting, heh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 id=\u0022likes\u0022\u003eLikes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnime, Manga, Doujins.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTatas, Booties, Cunnies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA few gacha games (Fate\/Grand Order, Genshin Impact, Guardian Tales).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJRPGs and Metal Gear Solid.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGood music.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePasta, burger and strawberry ice cream.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWell written, elegant code.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour mum.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 id=\u0022dislikes\u0022\u003eDislikes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoyfaggotry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoydev shit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeb bloat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEggplant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 id=\u0022hates\u0022\u003eHates\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eE-thots and fake puritans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePronountards and terminally online nitwits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCommunists, useful idiots.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWokealizers and troonslators.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI\u0026rsquo;ll add more stuff here if I come up with anything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 id=\u0022contact\u0022\u003eContact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can find me on the following instances on the fediverse:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\u0022https:\/\/moar.cachapa.xyz\/@captain_arepa\u0022 target=\u0022_blank\u0022 rel=\u0022noopener noreferrer\u0022\u003eMoar Cachapas\u003c\/a\u003e (main\/admin)\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\u0022https:\/\/breastmilk.club\/users\/captain_arepa\u0022 target=\u0022_blank\u0022 rel=\u0022noopener noreferrer\u0022\u003eBreastmilk Club\u003c\/a\u003e (tits\/admin)\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\u0022https:\/\/bae.st\/users\/captain_arepa\u0022 target=\u0022_blank\u0022 rel=\u0022noopener noreferrer\u0022\u003eBaest\u003c\/a\u003e (alt\/backup)\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\u0022https:\/\/posting.lolicon.rocks\/users\/captain_arepa\u0022 target=\u0022_blank\u0022 rel=\u0022noopener noreferrer\u0022\u003eLolicon.Rocks\u003c\/a\u003e (alt\/backup)\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can also send me an email to any of the following addresses:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\u0022mailto:captain_arepa@cachapa.xyz\u0022\u003ecaptain_arepa@cachapa.xyz\u003c\/a\u003e (main)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\u0022mailto:captain_arepa@yandex.com\u0022\u003ecaptain.arepa@yandex.com\u003c\/a\u003e (backup)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\u0022mailto:captain.arepa@fedora.email\u0022\u003ecaptain.arepa@fedora.email\u003c\/a\u003e (backup, I rarely check it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd last but not least, you can reach out via Discord or Matrix:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiscord: @captain_arepa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatrix: @captain_arepa:matrix.5dollah.click\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 id=\u0022other-stuff\u0022\u003eOther stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo to the \u003ca href=\u0022\/\u0022\u003ehome page\u003c\/a\u003e, there\u0026rsquo;s the list of relevant links.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 id=\u0022donations-and-wotnot\u0022\u003eDonations and wotnot\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn case you feel generous, here I leave some links for donos and wotnot:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLiberapay: \u003ca href=\u0022https:\/\/en.liberapay.com\/captain_arepa\/\u0022\u003e@captain_arepa\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXMR (Monero): 4AhF8x1bQTqDKN7JaRv1krYq3yJQiB66mgvtEPf94mjQ6qUWpbr5Db4GYXsWQJpEXyNCVTPo595WkLXg96P1oUNtAcH39HQ\nAnd also the QR code, because why not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\u0022\/img\/captain_arepa_xmr.png\u0022 alt=\u0022xrm captain arepa\u0022\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e", "activity-content", contentDelay);
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