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 <p id="desc">Shit's broken yo</p>
 <p>Bitch to @sjw about it in an email</p>
 <p><a href='mailto&#58;&#115;jw%40&#102;&#101;dor&#37;61&#46;&#101;ma&#37;6&#57;l'>&#115;jw&#64;f&#101;dora&#46;&#101;mail</a></p>
-<p>B886 AF9A FE87 611E 983E 2768 9F40 4385 7577 761A</p>
-<p><a href="https://neckbeard.xyz/static/sjw.asc">PGP public key</a></p>
+<p>While you wait, see if <a href="https://captain.neckbeard.xyz/?song=恋する☆宇宙戦争っ！！ あばばばみっくす" target="_blank">this</a> is still up.</p>
 <p>I'm probably on one of the following instances:</p>
-<p><a href="https://blob.cat/sjw">@sjw@blob.cat</a></p>
-<p><a href="https://freespeechextremist.com/sjw">@sjw@freespeechextremist.com</a></p>
-<p><a href="https://gameliberty.club/@sjw">@sjw@gameliberty.club</a></p>
-<p><a href="https://blobturtle.club/@sjw">@sjw@blobturtle.club</a></p>
+<p><a href="https://gameliberty.club/@sjw" target="_blank">@sjw@gameliberty.club</a></p>
+<p><a href="https://queer.hacktivis.me/sjw" target="_blank">@sjw@queer.hacktivis.me</a></p>
+<p><a href="https://freespeechextremist.com/sjw" target="_blank">@sjw@freespeechextremist.com</a></p>
+<p><a href="https://blob.cat/sjw" target="_blank">@sjw@blob.cat</a></p>