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Captain Arepa 431d3fb740 ah
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About 2022-12-18T10:50:00-04:00 false

What you have to know about me.

I'm Captain Arepa. Well, that's my online alias, d'uh.
I'm a 30-something y/o Android/backend developer of sorts.
I live in a pariah banana wannabe-commie republic called "Venezuela". Most people don't know or care about it, so I won't talk too much about that either. I'll move to Europe sometime during 2023 overseas someday (hopefully), so I guess my life will be a bit more interesting, heh Life sucks way too much right now, I just want to marry a cute, nubile girl, have kids and move to the country and live like a hobbit.

Likes

  • Anime, Manga, Doujins.
  • Tatas, Booties, Cunny.
  • A few gacha games (Fate/Grand Order, Genshin Impact, Guardian Tales).
  • JRPGs and Metal Gear Solid.
  • Good music.
  • Pasta, burger, pizza and strawberry ice cream.
  • Well written, elegant code.
  • Your mum and your (little) sister (seriously).

Dislikes

  • Soyfaggotry.
  • Soydev shit.
  • Web bloat.
  • Eggplants and certain vegetables.

Hates

  • E-thots and fake puritans.
  • Pronountards and terminally online nitwits.
  • Communists, useful idiots.
  • Troons, furfags, kikes and niggers.
  • Coontonese/niggerspeak.
  • Wokealizers and troonslators.
  • Hypocrites and backstabbers.
  • Foreigners who think they know more about my country than I do.
  • Etc.

Welp...

I'll come up with other stuff later.